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Joke of the Day

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"

"Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in...only one works!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."

"Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile."

"I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell."

"I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said ""maybe she went black"" and now I don't have to help with homework"