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Joke of the Day
"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
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"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"
"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you."
"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."
"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"
"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."
"My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. ""Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"" Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!"
"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."