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Joke of the Day
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
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"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."
"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."
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