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Joke of the Day

"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"

"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""

"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."

"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."

"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"