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Joke of the Day
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
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"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."
"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people."
"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."
"i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just ""all the money you got"""
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."
"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"
"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"