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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"
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"Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong."
"What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think he's Bono"
"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"
"""You've got this,"" I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD."
"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."
"My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea."
"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"