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Joke of the Day
"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."
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"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."
"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."
"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."
"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."
"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."