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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into."
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"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"Cashier: haha that's a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh Me:... Cashier:... Me:... Cashier:... Me: yep"
"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."
"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"
"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"*takes off pants* *crawls into bed* Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's *crawls out of bed* *puts on pants* SG- Those aren't your pants"
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""
"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"