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Joke of the Day
"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
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"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"
"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"
"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("
"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."
"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"
"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."