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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."
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"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."
"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"
"I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train"
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"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"What do you call an old man selling plums? An entrepruner."
"Cock... is a fowl word."
"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."