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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"
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"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"
"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements"