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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."
Next Joke
"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"
"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Cause love means nothing to them"
"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"
"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""