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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."
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"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."
"#ThatAwkwardMoment when you pretend to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out."
"Necrophiles like their coffee like they like their women. Still warm."
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"
"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."
"TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub."