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Joke of the Day
"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."
Next Joke
"I lost my dog and I don't know if I'll ever find him. I don't have collar ID."
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"
"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""
"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."
"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."
"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."