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Joke of the Day

"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"

"Our Uber driver is literally participating in our conversation as if he's a full-fledged part of it. It's odd."

"Ladies be careful, some of these guys don't want to get into your pants, they want to wear them."

"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"

"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."

"I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says ""Your sister wouldn't have missed that."""

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""