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Joke of the Day

"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"An excaped convict fell out of a polishing machine and landed on a worker. He was struck by a smooth criminal."

"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."

"*horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba"

"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."