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"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"
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"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("
"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""
"Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go."
"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side in an accident? He's all right now."