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Joke of the Day
"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"
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"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"
"Racist jokes... Go!"
"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."
"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."
"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."
"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"
"Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter."
"What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain."