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Joke of the Day

"*knock at the door* ""H...hello?"" ""Hi, i'm not a mouse"" ""Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH"

"How do you bury a pothead? Coughin'"

"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"

"When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid"

"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"

"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"

"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."

"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"