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Joke of the Day

"What does God call his nose? God knows."

"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."

"Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one."

"A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on."

"Jesus opened up a shop... And it was called Jesus Christ Superstore"

"Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel."

"If you're a copyright attorney and your slogan isn't ""Carpe TM,"" go fuck yourself."

"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"

"Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission."

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"