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Joke of the Day
"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""
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"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."
"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."
"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"
"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""
"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? One of them doesn't throw a fit when triggered."
"Everclear songs are really easy to play on guitar It's because their dad's weren't around to give them music lessons."
"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."
"Try this at the bars, guaranteed 18% success rate: You: Do you have a permit to carry that? Her: Carry what? You: DAT ASS! Then issue a citation with your phone # on it."