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Joke of the Day

"What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up"

"FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks I can't stand Chinese food."

"What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."

"Sure, your app can send me push notifications. Just give me your home number so I can call you to let you know I got them."

"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"Getting old sucks. I walked into the bathroom and forgot what I went in there for. And then I shit my pants."