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Joke of the Day

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."

"Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'("

"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."

"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."