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Joke of the Day
"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."
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"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"
"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
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"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."
"She said I was average. That's just mean."