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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
Next Joke
"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"
"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."
"Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back."
"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
"They say tragedy plus time equals comedy... but I just don't think my wife Debra farting herself to death in 2011 will ever be funny to me"
"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."
"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."
"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."
"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"