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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"What do priests and christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"

"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""

"What did the astronomer say when the government launched a napalm bomb to the seventh planet Uranus is on fire"

"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."

"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."

"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"

"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."