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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."

"Q: What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? A: Endless Bread!"

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"I told I girl I'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well."

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars"

"Removed all the mirrors from my house because I'm tired of living with that asshole."

"I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag."

"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"