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Joke of the Day
"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"
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"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."
"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"
"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"
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"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."
"So I was having sex the other day"
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
"I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine: My phone. On my dresser. Across the room."