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Joke of the Day

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

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"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""
"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."
"Apparently ""mowing the lawn"" means two completely different things to my wife and I"
"Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious."
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"
"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."
"My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation... But I really don't give a shit"
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."
"[drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you ME: yeah are you guys open"