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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"
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"Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent."
"Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED! Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it"
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."
"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"
"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."
"Sorry I put a Gryffindor scarf on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Hermione Manger."
"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."
"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."