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Joke of the Day

"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"

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"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."
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"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."
"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"
"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"