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Joke of the Day
"Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork."
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"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."
"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"
"the real reason you shouldn't flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat"
"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"
"It's so awkward getting a boner during a prostate exam. Especially when they realize you're not a doctor."
"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."