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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who masturbate 2. Fucking Liars"
"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like ""You my mane man""."