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Joke of the Day

"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."

"I saved my cannibal neighbor's daughter from drowning today. Her father was so grateful he gave me a hand shake. It had some chunks, but it was delicious."

"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."

"[PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* ""that all for you today?"" Yes. How long does it usually take? ""For what?"" For them to grow"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"