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Joke of the Day
"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."
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"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."
"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"
"For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons"
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"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."