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Joke of the Day

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"I almost had a threesome today I just needed 2 more girls"

"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."