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Joke of the Day

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."

"Since it would take human contact to get Ebola. Everyone on Twitter is safe."

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"

"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?"

"Why don't midgets smoke weed? Because they can't get high."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"

"I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though."