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Joke of the Day

"My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***"

"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"

"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."

"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"

"What's the difference between a tennis ball and a white cop who kills a black teen? The tennis ball will actually see a day in court."

"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."

"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"