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"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"
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"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""
"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"
"Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?"
"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"
"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."
"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."
"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"