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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"

"WHY IS THAT COTTON CANDY TALKING?! ""Grandma, that's Niki Minaj."""

"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"What do you call a scary prostitute? Horrifying."

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"

"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"