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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch"

"How many square feet of pizza can you eat? Trick question. Pizzas are round."

"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."

"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"

"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."