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Joke of the Day

"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."

"Did you hear about the solider that survived a mustard gas attack and a pepper spray attack? He's now a seasoned veteran."

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California? **No Drought.**"

"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"

"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up."