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Joke of the Day
"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."
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"Drunk dude A cop stops a dead drunk and asks ""How high are you?"" The drunk replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say ""Hi. How are you?'"""
"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"
"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"
"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"
"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."
"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."