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Joke of the Day

"Drunk dude A cop stops a dead drunk and asks ""How high are you?"" The drunk replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say ""Hi. How are you?'"""

"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"

"Exercising when you get older is so important! My granny started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 65. Now she's 92 and we don't know where the hell she is."

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"It's hurts for me to say this... But I have a sore throat."

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."