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Joke of the Day
"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."
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"With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*"
"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."
"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"
"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"""That sucked."" -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie"
"May you never leave your marriage alive."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."
"Have you heard about the funny feminist? me neither"