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Joke of the Day

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"

"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."

"I seared steaks in our home without adequate ventilation. Now there's a delightful and very visible meat cloud hanging over us."

"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."

"They say in California alone, the divorce rate is at 75%. Twenty minutes later, a woman walks by with a stroller and a barking dog in it.... Perhaps."

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."

"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"