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Joke of the Day

"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"

"Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? Because they had good high jeans"

"14 called me an idiot today No, I don't have a 14-year-old child I mean 14 people"

"*flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?"

"My wife was excited after my vasectomy. She said it was a load off of her chest.^.(stole ^off ^imgur, ^sowwie)"

"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"

"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""

"robber: give me the money! *points gun at cashier* cashier: wait thats just a blow dryer nervous snowman patron: please just do as he says!"