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Joke of the Day
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
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"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
"What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers? The Samsung Note 7"
"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone"
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway."
"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"
"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."
"What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers"