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Joke of the Day
"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."
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"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"
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"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."