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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"
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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."
"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"
"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."
"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."
"Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!"
"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"
"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."