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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"
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"I left my .door file open for too long. It was a .jar."
"Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation... I guess its because they're always so horny..."
"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."
"What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor? Mr. Peanut"
"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"