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Joke of the Day

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?"

"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."

"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"

"My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical."

"I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver."

"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"

"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A Fruit Stand"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""

"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""