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Joke of the Day

"What has eyes but can't see? Hellen Keller"

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"

"So I was on tindr today and someone offered me a $125/hr ""girlfriend experience"" So she expects me to pay her 125 an hour to argue with me in the middle of an Applebee's!?"

"What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated."

"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."

"What the heck does the ""z"" in ""LOLZ"" mean.... ""Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"

"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""

"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"