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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"
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"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."
"Her: I love it when we finish each other's Him: pancakes"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."
"My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed."
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."
"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"
"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"