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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"
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"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."
"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."
"How do Jedi close programs force quit"
"So I caught my dog chewing on a tree yesterday. He said the bark was really rough."
"Cat is hissing at nothing in the kitchen. Based on horror movies I've seen nothing good can come of this, but I'm a white guy so I'll stay."
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."
"I got a sweater for Christmas. Wish I'd gotten a screamer or a squirter."
"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"