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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."

"Every time we disagree she suddenly wants a threesome, saying ""Now you're gonna fuck a nargue with me."" Please help me find a hot nargue."

"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""

"How do you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Look grandma. You told me to bring something to the wake. If you meant a casserole, you should have said so. Now help me load this drum kit."

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"I masturbate so much in the shower I get wet when it rains"

"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"