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Joke of the Day

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"

"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"

"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."

"I normally despise the idea of ""separate but equal"", but I would love a separate gay drink menu."

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."

"I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"