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Joke of the Day

"I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year."

"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."

"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."

"We're hosting a charity event for the people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, do let me know."

"What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it."

"Two coffees were walking down the street... One of them was mugged!"

"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."

"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."

"what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p"