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Joke of the Day

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question."

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"

"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."

"wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long"

"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"

"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"

"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"

"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."