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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry said Mullah is it a member of your family?"

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."

"What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy."

"Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez."

"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"