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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"Niantic title"

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"

"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"

"Wife - I want you to take off my bra and panties. Me - Done, now what? Wife - Put some clothes on and quit wearing my underwear! Me - ..."

"its macaroni and cheese not macaroni and steve"

"Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you'll start hearing noises."